Monday, April 7, 2014

An Engineer with Inspector...

An engineer went to police station for filing
report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty),she went for
shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector : What is her height ?
Engineer : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes ?
Engineer : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair ?
Engineer : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector : Was she going in a car???
Engineer : yes
Inspector : tell me the number,name and color
of the car ? . . . . . .
Engineer : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0
litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic
automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights,which use light
emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ….and then the engineer started crying….. . . . .
Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .... ..... .. . . . . .
We will find your car...

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