Sunday, December 11, 2011

Heart Touching Quotes

My smile lost meaning without you…. Missing you is like missing everything.

You may be out of my sight… but never out of my mind… I Miss You! 

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.

I want you to have the one thing i cannot; be happy.

My smile has no meaning without you.

it may be now or never, i’ll wait for you forever.

Losing you is like losing myself. I’m never the same again.

There is one pain I often feel, which you'll never know. It is caused by the absence of you.

You never know how great your friends are until you have to say good-bye and leave them.

I'll remember you when I've forgotten the rest, you and me were true, you and me were the best

Interesting story!

Don't stay late in office.... Interesting Love story!!!...

Read it when you have time. Very nice story for people working late night.

Neha opened h
er mail box and saw a new mail from a new person
Hi Neha, I see you every night sitting in the office till very late.

Don’t you have friends? Don’t you feel like talking to your roommate?
You should not sit very late in the office. this is a genuine advice from me.

Rahul Mehra

After reading the mail, Neha was very angry on the sender. She simply deleted the mail and said to herself “who is he to give me any advice?”. She again got back to her work.

After that night, every night Rahul would keep sending her mails and Neha would simply delete them without even reading the content of the mail. But one fine night the subject line attracted her and she had to open the mail.

The subject line of the mail was “Hi Gorgeous”.
Hi Gorgeous,

Yes today you are looking very gorgeous in this red saree. I know you don’t read my mails as you don’t like the advices I give you.

So today I wont give you any advice, I will just say that I am love with you. You know you are very beautiful and if you take care of
yourself many men will fall in love with you.

I am sure someday you will also fall in love with me. And then we will go out for a date.

Oh before I end the mail I must tell you that the best thing about is that smile. Or is it those intense which needs some sleep at the moment.

Take care dear.
Love you.
Rahul Mehra.
After reading the mail she was shocked. A person she had never met, never seen, never spoke to was saying that he was in love with her. She started thinking was this always in his mind. How did he get her id? Where had he seen her? Many questions like this came in her mind. Finally she thought of giving a warning and replied to his mail.
Hi Rahul,

I don’t want to spoil your career but if you don’t stop sending me mails I will raise an ASHI against you.

Thanks and Regards,
Neha Jain

After this mail, the mails from Rahul stopped coming in Neha’s inbox. She thought that finally Rahul has got scared and wont be mailing her again.

After several nights, Neha was resting on her chair and her eyes closed. When she opened her eyes she saw Rahul’s mail in her mailbox.

Hi Gorgeous,

With your closed eyes you were dreaming about me, right? Oh sorry for not sending any mails in the last few days.

I was a little busy. I am sure you would have missed me a lot.

One more thing before I forget I want to say that I am not scared of ASHI.

An ASHI cant be a reason to stop loving you.

Love you.
Rahul Mehra

Neha was twisting her hair and putting them behind her ears. At that moment itself another mail came from Rahul,
Hi Gorgeous,

Now stop playing with your hair and leave the office. it is very late.

Rahul Mehra

Neha was shocked as to how did this person know what she was doing on her desk. She got up to check whether anyone was there in her floor but could
find only empty cubicles. She thought maybe he made a wild guess and decided to leave the office. before leaving she saw another mail from Rahul.
Hi Neha,

Searching for me??? You have started falling in love with me. J

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

Neha was shocked and scared to hell. She simply switched off her machine and ran outside the office. in the next few days she would not open any mails sent by Rahul. One night a mail with subject line “Don’t be scared of me” came to her mailbox. First she thought to ignore the mail then she thought lets see what has Rahul written this time.
Hi Neha,

Don’t be scared of me. I can say that you are scared of me because of the way you ran out from the office the last time you read my mail.

I know few minutes back you had gone to have coffee. You are thinking how I know this because I can feel you around me.

Only once you also start feeling me you will know that I am near to you.

Very near. Just sitting next to you.

I will wait for the night when you start having the same feelings for me.

Will always love you.

Rahul Mehra

Now Neha started thinking was Rahul really in love with her? What he was saying was it true? But how could he know so much about her? How could he

say what she was doing and what not? Neha thought lets give a try and see whether Rahul is always in love with her or not. From that night she also

started replying to his mail.

Hi Neha,

Do you feel bad if I call you gorgeous?

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

Neha’s reply:
Yes Rahul. I don’t like this word.

You can address me as Neha, isn’t it short and simple. and I love my name

a lot.

Thanks and Regards,

Neha Jain

Rahul’s reply:
Point noted Neha. But when I am happy, excited I would call you with some

special name at that time.

Tomorrow you have your certification so all the best for that.

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

Neha was again shocked as to how does he know about her certification. She

had never told him. She replied Rahul,
Who is the person who is giving you details about me? I had not told you

about my certification how do you know it?

Thanks and regards,

Neha Jain

Rahul replied back to her
I know it because I am in front of you. Cant you see me? Cant you feel me

close to you?

I also know that after 3 days you have your appraisal. Now this you have

not told anyone. Just your PM knows about it.

Do you think your PM will give me all these details?

Love you.

Rahul Mehra

Neha not sure of the answer. She knew her PM would not have told Rahul all this but how did Rahul know so much about her was a mystery for her.

Finally she thought she will talk to her PM, Rohan.

Next day, she went to her PM’s desk.
“Hi Rohan. I wanted to ask you something”.
Rohan:- “Sure Neha. Are having any issues?”
Neha:- “No. actually I wanted to know about a person named Rahul Mehra.”
Rohan was shocked on hearing that name. PM:- “How did you come across this

name. has anyone told you about him?”
Neha:- “No one has said anything to me about him. Few days back he started

sending me e-mails. First I ignored but then he would give such details

which I did just few minutes back. He even knows my appraisal date.”
Rohan:- “Are you sure you got mails from Rahul Mehra only?”
Neha:- “Yes very much. But why do you looked shock?”
Rohan:- “Because Rahul Mehra died 2 years back. He use to sit at the same

place where you are sitting. How can a dead person send mails to you.”
Neha was shocked. She didn’t know how to react to this.
Rohan:- “If you don’t believe me then you can try finding his name in the

telephone directory. Maybe someone told you about him and because of work

stress you started imagining that he is sending you mails.”
Neha:- “I am not imagining anything. He has really send me a mail. I can

show you in my mailbox.”
Rohan:- “Okay Neha I believe you but still I think you should take a break

and go home.”

Neha was still in shock with the news she got from Rohan. She just did a search on telephone directory for a name with Rahul Mehra and page
Returned no records. She again checked the mail id and employee number details. She did a search many times that day by putting various combinations but the
Search page displayed the same message “No matches found for the given search criteria”. She could not believe that someone could hack the system and
send mails to her from an non-existing id. She attached the mails sent by Rahul and sent it to Rohan as a proof that she was not dreaming.

On seeing the attached mails even Rohan was in shock. He came to Neha’s desk.
Rohan:- “I think by mistake his id has not been deleted and someone who knows about it is playing with it.”
Neha:- “But I checked the details on telephone directory there are no records available for this id.”
Rohan:- “Talk to the CCD people and see what they have to say.”
She called up the CCD people. They took control over her system and looked at the mail sent by Rahul Mehra. The mail was sent from the from the same
computer which Neha was using. The time stamp at which the mails were sent Neha had logged in. Also there was no evidence that a remote desktop connection
was made or mail was sent through web mail. Even the CCD people were clueless as to how a mail has been sent from a non-existing id and from Neha’ s system

There were no viruses or Trojan’s or any other kind of threats on Neha’ s system. Her anti-virus was up to date. The whole day was gone in finding a
loophole as to how did Neha get such a mail in her mailbox. Neha was tired from the day’s happening and so she decided to leave early from the office that

The next day when Neha came back, she saw a mail from Rahul Mehra. She didn’t know whether she should delete that mail or read that mail. She was
scared to open the mail. Somehow she gained some courage and opened the mail. The context of the mail was:-

Hi Neha,

Good to see that you left the office early tonight. I know Rohan told you about my death.

I was also a workaholic like you. I would sit late in the office, even when no one was around me.

I just being at office. I had no friends, no social life. Even on weekends I would use to come to office.

I missed all the fun in my life. Even my death happened at office while I was working.

My dead body was found by the house keeping guy and the security guard at the reception.

I took a lot of work stress which my conscious mind could not bear that day. I ignored all the health problems I was having.

And finally on that night (20. 10. 09, 11:24 PM) all these reasons became responsible for my death.

Now you know why I am not scared of ASHI.

But yes if I was alive then also I won’t be scared of ASHI because I have really fallen in love with you but we can’t be together until your death.

Now the choice is yours whether you will kill yourself on your own or whether I need to do the honors.

Waiting for your death. Love you always.
Rahul Mehra
Don’t stay late @ office  ….  Some love stories have ghost in it…!!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Get awareness on LPG cylinder's expiry date

Have U ever heard about LPG  cylinder's expiry date....!!

Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders? Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:
On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -
1. A for March (First Qtr),
2. B for June (Second Qtr),
3. C for Sept (Third Qtr),
4. D for December (Fourth Qtr).

The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December qtr of 2006.
Please Return Back the Cylinder that you get with a Expiry Date, they are prone to Leak and other Hazardous accidents 

The second example with D13 allows the cylinder to be in use until Dec 2013 .

Image shows meaning

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Faith & Confidence

A businessman, lost everything in a fire. next day he placed a signboard: 

"Everything burnt but luckily faith & confidence undamaged....... BUSINESS starts TOMORROW...!!!"

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Modern Panchantra Story !!!

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop
programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a
river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday
market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table
and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his
childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River
Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after
one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost
computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?"
Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer
replied, "No." She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked
that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"  Finally,
came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.  The
engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes." The River Goddess
was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items,
before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know
that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up
own ?"  The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you
stupid idiot! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and
the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she
with the Pentium!!

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better
your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius, than to open your
mouth and remove all doubt!!!

Quote of the day

Excepting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person.
is like expecting the Lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Ant mgmt story

Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately.
She produces a lot and she was happy.
The Chief, a lion, was surprised to see that the ant was working without supervision.
He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she
had a supervisor! So he recruited a cockroach who had extensive experience as supervisor and who was famous forwriting excellent reports.
The cockroach’s first decision was to set up a clocking in attendance system. He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and …... he recruited a spider, who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls.
The lion was delighted with the cockroach's reports and asked him to produce graphs to describe production rates and to analyze trends, so that he could use them for presentations at Board‘s meetings.
So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and a laser printer and ... ... recruited a fly to manage the ITdepartment.
The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time…!
The lion came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department
where the ant worked. The position was given to the cicada, whose first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office. The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer and a personal assistant ,who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan …
The Department where the ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset...
It was at that time that the cicada convinced the boss , the lion, of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment .
Having reviewed the charges for running the ant’s department , the lion found out that the production was much less than before .
So he recruited the owl , a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.
The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report , in several volumes,
that concluded :“ The department is overstaffed ...”
Guess who the lion fires first?
The ant , of course, because she
“showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude".
MORAL: - Positive attitude with true motivation always speed up work with good results.

Simple thought for the day

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.

All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
... ...
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said,
"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again”

'Forget the past & move on