Thursday, April 24, 2014

Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying... His dad asked him, "how do u feel ?"
He replied "it was wonderful daddy... All humans clapped hands for me!! "

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think..
Keep smiling....


After robbing the Bank.

robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?

Clerk: Yes. 

Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did u? 

2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! 


Boyfrnd rushes home:

Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs10 crores in a lottery.

GF: Wow!
Thailand or Switzerland?

BF: Who Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST....


A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of 'Computer Hacking Investigator.'

The boss asked him , "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview."

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Destiny ...

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraja:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....

Keep smiling 

Monday, April 7, 2014

An Engineer with Inspector...

An engineer went to police station for filing
report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty),she went for
shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector : What is her height ?
Engineer : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes ?
Engineer : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair ?
Engineer : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector : Was she going in a car???
Engineer : yes
Inspector : tell me the number,name and color
of the car ? . . . . . .
Engineer : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0
litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic
automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights,which use light
emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ….and then the engineer started crying….. . . . .
Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .... ..... .. . . . . .
We will find your car...

Sunday, April 6, 2014


This is called 'Managers'
Manager: Okay team, today we are going to play a game.
When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court.
And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court. got it?

Team members: Yes, Got it.

Manager: Okay...Ready, Set...

Team members:............