Jokes...

Frd: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Other Frd: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Person attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Interviewer: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


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Boy got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Boy replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.


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Customer: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Customer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


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Two things are extremely difficult
1. To plant ur idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in ur pocket


The 1 who succeeds in both is called WIFE