Joke on Hotel Maintenance...

Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager : Sir, I am Sorry, But this is ur Personal Issue.

Husband : arre Haramkhor! The Window's not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue ..

Manager :   

Don't predict the future. Whatever happens, happens for something good

PREGNANT DEER –  a fascinating story! 
In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth.
She finds a remote grass field near a strong-flowing river.
This seems a safe place.
Suddenly labour pains begin.
 
At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire. She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointed at her.
To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her.
 
What can the pregnant deer do?She is in labour!
 
What will happen?
Will the deer survive?
Will she give birth to a fawn?
Will the fawn survive?
Or will everything be burnt by the forest fire?
Will she perish to the hunters’ arrow?
Will she die a horrible death at the hands of the hungry lion approaching her?
 
She is constrained by the fire on the one side & the flowing river on te other & boxed in by her natural predators.
 
What does she do?
She focuses on giving birth to a new life?
 
The sequence of events that follows are:
 
-         Lightning strikes & blinds the hunter.
-         He releases the arrow which zips past the deer & strikes the hungry lion.
-         It starts to rain heavily, & the forest fire is slowly doused by the rain.
-         The deer gives birth to a healthy fawn.
 
 REFLECTION:

In our life too, there are moments of choice when we are confronted on all sides with negative thoughts and possibilities.

Some thoughts are so powerful that they overcome us & overwhelm us.

May be  we can learn from the deer.
The priority of the deer, in that given moment, was simply to give birth to a baby.

The rest was not in her hands & any action or reaction that changed her focus would have likely resulted in death or disaster.
 

In the midst of any storm, do keep FOCUS, HOPE  and FAITH on God always.
He will never ever disappoint . NEVER.

A Story to Help 'U' STOP Worrying...

The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?”

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‘50gms!’….. ‘100gms! …. ‘125gms’… the students answered.

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“I really don’t know unless I weigh it,” said the professor, “but, my question is:

What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?”…. .
‘Nothing’ …..The students said.

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‘Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?’ the professor asked.
‘Your arm would begin to ache’ said one of the students

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“You’re right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?”
“Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!”
….. Ventured another student & all the students laughed
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“Very good.
But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?” Asked the professor.
‘No’…. Was the answer.
“Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?”
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The students were puzzled.
“What should I do now to come out of pain?” asked professor again.
“Put the glass down!” said one of the students
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“Exactly!” said the professor.
Life’s problems are something like this.
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Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.
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Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
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It’s important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to ‘PUT THEM DOWN’ at the end of every day before you go to sleep…

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That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

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Moral 

So, when you start your day today, Remember friend to ‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! ‘

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength ~ Corrie Ten Boom