Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying... His dad asked him, "how do u feel ?"
He replied "it was wonderful daddy... All humans clapped hands for me!! "

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think..
Keep smiling....☺☺☺

Jokes

After robbing the Bank.

robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?

Clerk: Yes. 

Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did u? 

2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! 


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Boyfrnd rushes home:

Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs10 crores in a lottery.

GF: Wow!
Thailand or Switzerland?

BF: Who Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST....


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A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of 'Computer Hacking Investigator.'

The boss asked him , "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview."

Destiny ...

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraja:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....

Keep smiling ☺