Joke on Hotel Maintenance...

Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager : Sir, I am Sorry, But this is ur Personal Issue.

Husband : arre Haramkhor! The Window's not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue ..

Manager :   

Jokes

After robbing the Bank.

robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?

Clerk: Yes. 

Robber shot him dead & asked the next clerk: Did u? 

2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! 


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Boyfrnd rushes home:

Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs10 crores in a lottery.

GF: Wow!
Thailand or Switzerland?

BF: Who Cares? U jst pack ur bag & GET LOST....


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A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of 'Computer Hacking Investigator.'

The boss asked him , "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview."

An Engineer with Inspector...

An engineer went to police station for filing
report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty),she went for
shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector : What is her height ?
Engineer : I never noticed
Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy
Inspector : Colour of eyes ?
Engineer : Never noticed
Inspector : Colour of hair ?
Engineer : Changes according to season
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector : Was she going in a car???
Engineer : yes
Inspector : tell me the number,name and color
of the car ? . . . . . .
Engineer : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0
litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic
automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights,which use light
emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ….and then the engineer started crying….. . . . .
Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .... ..... .. . . . . .
We will find your car...

Jokes...

Frd: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Other Frd: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Person attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Interviewer: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


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Boy got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Boy replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.


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Customer: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Customer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


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Two things are extremely difficult
1. To plant ur idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in ur pocket


The 1 who succeeds in both is called WIFE

 

Jokes

Abbai : Babai,can you jump from 10th floor of a building to a swimming pool directly below?
Babai:Kani naku swimming radu.......
Abbai : aithe water theeseddam!
Babai:sare... ika pichekista chudu ..
Abbai: nuvvu keka babai...
:)