Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Jokes...
Frd: I got a brand new Ford IKON
for my wife!
Other Frd: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Person attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Interviewer: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Boy got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Boy replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
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Customer: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Customer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Two things are extremely difficult
1. To plant ur idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in ur pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is called WIFE
Other Frd: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
***********
Person attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Interviewer: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
***********
Boy got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Boy replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
***********
Customer: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Customer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
***********
Two things are extremely difficult
1. To plant ur idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in ur pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is called WIFE
Saturday, February 4, 2012
feel in different ways...
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God I'm dying now.....he happy how?
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| Some People feel the rain...others just get wet |
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| Tears are words the heart can't say |
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