Born Brave!!!!!!!

Friendship Quote

When God forgets to tie some people in blood relations, he corrects his mistake by making them true friends

Friendship Is Confusing

Friendship is very confusing… You know why??? it makes you laugh when you remember the time you cried together but makes you cry when you remember the time u laugh together.

 

Value of Friend

MOM says-“Tell me beta whats your problem,

I am like your friend na!

Dad says- Don’t feel scared,

Take me as your friend beta.

Bro/Sis says- Come on buddy don’t hide anything from me…

I am like your Friend

Lover says- Come on sweetheart …..

Treat me as your friend…

Only Friend says : Haan mujhe kyun btayega, I am not your friend na….!!!!

How Girls and Boys see colors

Hike...

Message....

Jokes...

Frd: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Other Frd: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Person attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Interviewer: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


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Boy got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Boy replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.


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Customer: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Customer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


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Two things are extremely difficult
1. To plant ur idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in ur pocket


The 1 who succeeds in both is called WIFE